I have a really big pair of .......... beats!

I try not to flood my 'poker talk' with bad beats because, to be honest, no one wants to hear how you got knocked out of a tournament because you can't win a flip with AK vs TT.... its much more interesting to hear about why you made a squeeze play from the BB when the BTN called the MPs raise because you know that MP is a very weak player and that the BTNs range is very wide or why you decided to call a shove with A high because you had seen your opponent be very aggressive with flush draws and have a good read that he always bluffs the river when he misses......

Having said that.... some beats are worthy of a mention... and I think that to qualify for a mention, either the amount of money involved has to be massive (unlikely in my case) or the beat has to be of monumentous savagery.

So... I present to you, two beats of monumentous savagery:

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3058659

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3063286

For those of you who like equity calculations.... here they are:

Text results appended to pokerstove.txt
990 games 0.094 secs 10,531 games/sec
Board: 4c 3s 4h
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 95.101% 95.05% 00.05% 941 0.50 { QhQs }
Hand 1: 04.899% 04.85% 00.05% 48 0.50 { Qc9c }

Text results appended to pokerstove.txt
990 games 0.281 secs 3,523 games/sec
Board: 7h 2c 6s
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 98.485% 98.48% 00.00% 975 0.00 { AcAs }
Hand 1: 01.515% 01.52% 00.00% 15 0.00 { QcJh }